Thursday, October 31, 2013

Question 303

Q:  Halloween plans?  What's your costume?

A:  Party at our house!  Saucy serving wench....

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Question 302

Q:  Can you tell when you've had enough?

A:  Most of the time.

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Questions 299, 300 & 301

Q:  What was the last goofy thing you did?

A:  I'm not very goofy.

Q:   _________________ is completely ridiculous.

A:  Oh, so many things ... the current tax codes, government waste/excess, most drivers, etc...

Q:  Camping or hotel?

A:  HOTEL!

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Questions 297 & 298

Q:  What is the most honest thing you have said today?

A:  I have no idea.

Q:  How do you feel about your body?

A:  Fine.

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Questions 295 & 296

Q:  Who is the last person on your missed call list?

A:  Jim.

Q:  How are you?  (Write it in a rhyming couplet.)

A:  I'm a little bit dizzy and feeling weird.
      It could be worse: I could have a beard.




Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Question 294

Q:  Write a haiku about your day.

A:  Pain waves rolling in
      Surprise! Three hour root canal
      Blessed sleep take over

Monday, October 21, 2013

Question 293

Q:  What new word have you learned?

A:  Inwind (spelling variation; Enwind): to wind around or about