... for the second time in three weeks you put your jeans in your kids pile to put away (and not the same kid).
... your kids know how easily you are distracted by bread and/or sweets.
... you forget about dinner for the 2nd time this week for the 3rd week in a row.
... you are singing, "We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine...", and your daughter says, "Um, Mom? You know the house is green, right?".
... your daughter asks to borrower your kitten heels and they fit her.
... your kids tell you you need a new swimsuit ... in a bad way.
... you forget to shave one of your legs more than once in the past couple of months.
... you find a hair where no hair should be. (Really!?)
And finally. The number one way you can tell you are getting older ...
... the cart boy at Safeway says to you, "It's okay. Lots of older people can't get these carts apart."
Youth is wasted on the young.
I'd file a complaint with Safeway! Just kidding - but that was hilarious.
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